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« Antwort #495 am: Dezember 08, 2019, 19:38:11 Nachmittag »
"This game is soo empty and devoid of content ... just like my Tinder Inbox." - The Internet(TM) about Fallout '76

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« Antwort #496 am: Dezember 20, 2019, 14:50:09 Nachmittag »
Binary thinking works best for computers and idiots.

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« Antwort #497 am: Dezember 24, 2019, 23:03:21 Nachmittag »
Ohne Worte

Ich mag diesen Channel, die geben sich so unglaublich viel Mühe damit, musikalische Subgenres bis hin zu Ambiente und Oufits zu rekreieren.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
 - Sir Arthur Charles Clarke

"Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from technology."
 - Lady Agatha Heterodyne

"If you are asking if skulls have tendons in them in real life, yes -- there are plenty of muscles in and around the skull that are attached to the skull with tendons. If you are asking if dwarf fortress simulates individual tendons connecting individual muscles to individual bones all over a creature's body, specifically a tendon connecting the brain to the skull, the answer is also yes."
 - QuantumBit

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« Antwort #498 am: Januar 05, 2020, 00:47:26 Vormittag »
Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous, green rage-monster.
- Tony Stark

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« Antwort #499 am: März 27, 2020, 23:37:11 Nachmittag »
Höhepunkt des internationalen Humors:


What is the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.
 

Danke, danke, vielen Dank
Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous, green rage-monster.
- Tony Stark

We're kinda like the A-Team. Only we sell drugs.
- Archer
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« Antwort #500 am: März 31, 2020, 00:19:46 Vormittag »
Nischen-Superhelden (Nein, nicht Cyborg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PitCWbbX1E8
Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous, green rage-monster.
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We're kinda like the A-Team. Only we sell drugs.
- Archer
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« Antwort #501 am: März 31, 2020, 08:40:24 Vormittag »
Eiskalter Professionalismus sieht anders aus: Tank! Live
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
 - Sir Arthur Charles Clarke

"Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from technology."
 - Lady Agatha Heterodyne

"If you are asking if skulls have tendons in them in real life, yes -- there are plenty of muscles in and around the skull that are attached to the skull with tendons. If you are asking if dwarf fortress simulates individual tendons connecting individual muscles to individual bones all over a creature's body, specifically a tendon connecting the brain to the skull, the answer is also yes."
 - QuantumBit

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« Antwort #502 am: April 22, 2020, 19:17:50 Nachmittag »
Ich fand kürzlich ne ältere reddit Seite die sich mit V for Vendetta beschäftigte. Auf dieser Seite fand ich ua diese Schätzchen:


Achtung!

Acertain now, an abashed, absurd adept, cast alternately as both the assaulted and the assailer by the apathy of Fate. This appearance, no mere aesthetic affectation, is an aftertaste of autonomy, now abandoned, absent. However, this adventurous apparition of an antiquated aggravation stands anew, and shall avowedly tear asunder these accursed and acrid apes approving amorality and allowing the atrociously abhorrent and avid abuse of accord.

*[carves A into wall] *

The only assurance is avengement; acrimony, held as anointed, not abortive, for the appositeness and assuredness of such shall one day absolve the assiduous and the accredited.

[giggles]

Assuredly, this applesauce of adverbs ain't too articulate, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me A.
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Behold!

A beleagured, bathetic brigadier, cast as both the brigand and the beseiged by the backhandedness of fate. This bemasked countenance, no mere brocade of beauty, is a bastion of the ballot box, now barren, bereft. However, this brazen bestirring of a bygone bete noir stands born-again, and has made bond to blight these bumptious and bilious bugs buttressing baseness and burnishing the bestially brutal and bacchanalian breach of birthrights.

*[carves B into wall] *

The byword is bellicosity; a blood feud, held as a bright banner, not baselessly, for the benefits and bona fides of such shall one day bestow blessings on the brave and the benevolent.

[giggles]

Be sure, this bisque of blather becomes most bombastic, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me B.
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Callate!

Clearly seen, a courteous clownish cobbler, cast consecutively as both casualty and cause by the caprice of Fate. This countenance, no mere crust of conceitedness, is a curio of the collective voice, now cast away, cast aside. However, this couragous cohering of an old and creaky conundrum now stands carnate, and has committed to conquering these crass and contemptible curs concurring with corruption and caretaking over the cannabalistically cruel and calamitous contravention of individual capacity.

[carves C into wall]

The only consequence is comeuppance; a calling into account, held as cherished, not without cause, for the caliber and cogency of such shall one day corroborate the circumspect and the chaste.

[giggles]

Clearly, this clam chowder of chatter craves condensing, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me C.
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Oi!

Observed as an ordinary old oaf, ostentatiously organized as both outcast and outlaw by the objectionable options of fate. This outfit, no mere obfuscation of originality, is the only orator of the ordinary-man, now oppressed, olden. However, this outlandish occurrence of an outdated obstacle stands re-originated, and has objective to oust these obscene and opprobrious oligarchs owning offense and ostensibly ostracizing the openly outrageous and obdurate obliteration of opportunity.

[Carves O into Wall. Which is, obviously, a perfect circle.]

The only outcome is to overthrow; an onslaught, whose onset is offered, open-handedly, with the opinion and optimism that such shall one day oblige ovation of the observant and the objective.

[giggles]

Obviously, this overwhelming oration has opted overboard, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me O.
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Presto!

Presented, a humble practiced performer, cast by proxy as both predator and prey by the permutations of Fate. This pretense, no mere posture of pride, is a persistance of the populi vox, now passed, perished. However, this plucky presentation of a by-gone problem stands primed, and has pledged to penalise these perfidious and poisonous pests protecting perversion and promising the powerfully primitive and prodigious prohibition of purpose.

[carves P into wall]

The only pronouncement is punishment; a payback, held as a pact, not profitless, for the price and probity of such shall one day protect the perspicacious and the pure.

[giggles]

Positively, this potpurri of pleonasm pivots most periphrastic, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me P.
« Letzte Änderung: April 22, 2020, 19:24:04 Nachmittag von Onkel Enzo »
Binary thinking works best for computers and idiots.

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« Antwort #503 am: Mai 04, 2020, 04:26:48 Vormittag »
Auch Isolation hält künstlerische Zusammenarbeit nicht auf...siehe hier
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
 - Sir Arthur Charles Clarke

"Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from technology."
 - Lady Agatha Heterodyne

"If you are asking if skulls have tendons in them in real life, yes -- there are plenty of muscles in and around the skull that are attached to the skull with tendons. If you are asking if dwarf fortress simulates individual tendons connecting individual muscles to individual bones all over a creature's body, specifically a tendon connecting the brain to the skull, the answer is also yes."
 - QuantumBit